Fire Crotches

In Chaunte's latest blog, she mentioned that she had convinced Anna to stay away from "Fire Crotches." I found this to be absolutely hilarious. A little mean to Cheyne, but funny nonetheless.

She also mentioned that a lot of people have been asking her about her and Anna's fathers. I really don't think you guys, the fans, should be trying to discuss these personal matters with her. There is a line when it comes to fans and celebrities, and some people are crossing it. Continue asking her about her bikini's but please leave sensitive matters such as this alone.

Anyways, once again I missed Wednesday's episode so I will have to catch a repeat soon. I'm a bit scared to watch this one because I don't think any future Maui Fever episode can top what we saw in episode 5. That episode was just brilliant and if there was any reason as to why they should film another season, this was it.

You'll hear from me soon.

Maui Fever Episode 5

Wow, Episode 5 of Maui Fever was spectacular. It had every combination of of teen reality drama we could imagine. There was beer, sluts, hot chicks, hot guys, breakups, make-outs, fighting - the works.

Corbin and Sean were extremely funny. They were not very smooth at the ol' switcheroo, but they somehow managed to pull it off.

Cheyne and Rachael's drama was so intense that you almost feel bad for the ex-couple.

Chaunte is a great wingman for Anna. Rarely do we see a girl try to persuade a guy into hooking up with her friend, but Chaunte did a great job of that. A drunken confused Cheyne turned to Chaunte for some advice, and without telling him bluntly, she helped Cheyne realize that tonight would be a great night for him to hook up with Anna. Great work Chaunte.

Ummmm, where's Anthony???

Chaunte's Blog: On Tonight's Episode

Thoughts on Maui Fever Episode 4

I know I'm a little late - a week actually, but I haven't had the chance to catch this episode until now. This episode starts off with Cheyne and Rachael in Cheyne and Anthony's apartment. It's only Cheyne and Rachael in the kitchen, and then Anthony pops out of no where. Now what I would like to know is, what exactly is that little loft that Anthony came out of? It was amazing! I've never seen anything like that before. It looked like it was the top bunk of a bunk bed, except it seemed to be an entire floor. Very cool.

Kevin and Sean picked up two chicks at the beach. Later on, it seemed like Sean's game was on, but Kevin's was defintely not. And it didn't help either that he was cock blocked by a dude named Jesse James.

Chaunte lies to Anthony on the phone, saying she is going to bed, when it is only 10:30. Anthony can clearly tell it's a lie, and I'm sure it will be confirmed once he WATCHES THE EPISODE! I always wondered how these reality TV characters think when they begin lying or talking behind someone's back on camera, knowing it will be shown to them later.

We meet two of Chaunte's ex-boyfriends, and make us wonder how many more are out there. My guess is a lot.

Solid ending to the episode, making us want more as soon as Chaunte enters Anthony's apartment.

Maui Fever: Chaunte is Not Bi!

Chaunte's Blog: Reacting To Your Comments
I find that hilarious that people have e-mailed you asking if you go both ways. Some people are just sick, and very imaginative.

Being honest though, I never really imagined you to be a girl that likes other girls. Anna on the other hand seems like she would have some interest. With her sweet personality, and not forgetting mention how she is probably the most beautiful girl on the island, I'd imagine even Anna gets a few girls motor running. And when that happens, so does experimenting. I bet all the boys are just picturing this now - maybe even the girls too! We love you Anna!

One last thing Chaunte. I think it's really cool how you don't regret what happens when you see yourself on TV. You are a very confident girl, and you have good reason to be.

The Unintentional Comedy that is Maui Fever

Okay so after a quick review of this picture, I have noticed a few hilarious things. Firstly, Chaunte appears to be making the "west side" symbol with her hand. And what makes this even funnier is the fact that this is not the only picture that she does it in. Either Chaunte is ghetto fab, or she's stuck in 1999, when doing that seemed to be the in thing.

Corbin is about to eat that surfboard. I'd advise him against it because the board has been around the block. Let's just say it's not its first picture.

Anna is a bit akward with her "bring it" look. She's a pretty chick, but I'd stay away from the tough girl approach.

Sean is barely seen on this show, how did he make it into this "big" picture. Okay, sure he had that one episode where we got to see how big of a loser he can be, but does that really warrant him standing in this photo looking like he's about to say "HEY GUYS LET ME IN THE PIC I'M TOO FAR OUT!"

Jesse has some ripped arms. That's not funny, it's just fact. Science even.

Chaunte Is Super Bitch!

Okay, so what is the deal with Chaunte? Hoenstly. She drags Anthony along like a dog on a leash. She even tells Anna that she doesn't care if Anthony knows that she only uses him to hook up. We all already know about the way Anthony feels about Chaunte. She knows it just as well. So why does she drag him along? Better yet, why does Anthony allow her to drag him along? I thought it was pathetic the way she confronted him at Rachael's party (episode 3.) Anthony just stared at the ground while Chaunte teared him a new one. Come on Chaunte, give the guy a break. And Anthony, grow some balls my friend. You are better than this.